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PORT ST. LUCIE, FLMets outfielder Carlos Beltran, whose past several seasons have been hampered by nagging injuries, had a successful outing Monday, managing to get through a spring training workout without crumbling into a pile of dust and dying. "It was one of his best days in years, because he was still breathing and alive by the end," Mets manager Terry Collins said during a press conference, adding that he was amazed with Beltran's ability to pump blood from his heart to other parts of his body for a whole session of batting practice. "If he's able to take this into the regular season and maybe live for 100 games, that's a big win for this organization." At press time, Mets trainers had confirmed that Beltran had indeed just died.

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Some things just never make any sense to me, for instance why is it that Yankee Management seems to have a recent perchant for bashing Derek Jeter in the press? Cashman and now Hank...come on guys, of all the players to go after it ain't DJ!!!! Good thing for the Yanks that Jeter is bigger than all this...good thing

OK, so I don't get it, we need pitching (bad) now that Andy has hung up the spikes but yet we keep picking up all these broken down "utility" players...for what???